George Costanza
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He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. That's why you always leave a note! I don't understand the question.
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First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. We just call it a sausage.
There's only one man I've ever called a coward
Mike Tribianni on 15 April, 2017There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. There's only one…
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There's only one man I've ever called a coward
Mike Tribianni on 15 April, 2017There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. There's only one…
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That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Across from where? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I've opened a door here that I regret. Well, what do you expect, mother?
I'm half machine. I'm a monster. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I care deeply for nature. Guy's a pro. That's why you always leave a note! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.
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That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.