Jessica Ross

That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Across from where? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I've opened a door here that I regret. Well, what do you expect, mother?

I'm half machine. I'm a monster. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I care deeply for nature. Guy's a pro. That's why you always leave a note! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.